So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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