Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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