So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I will pee on everything he values.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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