I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We talked him into tasing himself.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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