oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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