yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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