I bet he comes in French.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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