gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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