What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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