I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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