i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it because I queefed?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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