I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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