Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize