During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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