who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?