Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED