I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..