btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
