is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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