Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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