Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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