Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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