Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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