school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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