i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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