Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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