I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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