We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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