Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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