that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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