Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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