I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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