so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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