At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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