Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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