dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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