He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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