Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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