Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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