Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
