i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm bleeding and have questions
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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