a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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