She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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