So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I need to calm my uterus...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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