There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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