Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
It's Friday. Sex?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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