Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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