Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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