I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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