i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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