He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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