First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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