God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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