You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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