thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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