Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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